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Best Funny Happy New Year Messages 2018 Collection

Best Funny Happy New Year Messages 2017 Collection
Written by New Year Wishes
With New Year ahead, thinking of wishing your friends, relatives and near and dear with funny wishes?? Then you can start this New Year 2018 somewhat funny by sending funny New Year messages. Humor and fun never goes out of our lives and people love it as it makes us smile and keep us happy without any reason. So, why don’t you try sending funny messages on this New Year and make your near and dear start their New Year happily?? If you are ready to cheer up the New Year celebrations, collect the funny New Year messages for all your friends, relatives, neighbors and wish them in a different way this year. Here is the latest collection of the best funny New Year messages for everyone. So, look out the messages given here and collect some best out of the beautiful stuff here.

Section 1. Funny New Year Messages for All

Sending just a wish you happy New Year message would not be enough sometimes to grab the attention of the people and make their New Year starting with joy. It is necessary for the people like you to add joy and fun to your near and dear and start their New Year funnily different from the routine life. So, on this special eve we have come out with the beautiful collection of Funny New Year Messages here specially for the people searching for such messages on the web. This is the best collection of the messages that we have collected out of all the stuff and that you would like. We keep on adding new Funny New Year Messages to the list every day. So, pick the wish you happy New Year message filled with fun that can make one smile on the day of New Year 2018 and spread the joy everywhere. Make it a memorable day for you as well as the persons of your life. Check the Funny New Year Messages collection given below and choose the best you want. Happy New Year 2018!!

New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

Happy New Year to all of the people whom I had misunderstandings with. Catch this firework as a sign of making peace to you!

May what you see in the mirror delight you and what others see in you delight them.

This time of year is always so hectic with parties and events. I wanted to take a quiet moment to let you know how much you mean to me. Happy New Year!

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

I will conserve water this year. I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more. Happy New Year!

Have no fear, lend an ear, Shed a tear, Have a beer, Oh my dear, Happy new year!

I’m so excited for the New Year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect. Happy New Year 2018!

I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year!

My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year but to all the years that you experience in your lifetime and in your reincarnations! Have a fun-filled, smashing, rocking and happening New Years!

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.

I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year!

May this year be the one where you relax your beliefs enough to realize who you are.

I know you are looking for this year to be full of changes and I want you to know that I support you in your dreams, dear friend.

I wish the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet this year!

Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!

It’s New Year’s Eve! Time for fireworks and treats, Just be careful though, Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two. Have a wonderful new year!

May the wisdom of your higher self bless you in all walks of your life as from this day forward. And may you have the courage of your convictions to walk in the way of the Wisdom within you.

The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.

I wish your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turns out better this year!

This New Year, may you be saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors.

I promise not to drink beer anymore, But since it’s not yet the eve, can I have a bottle more? Happy New Year, dear!

Wishing you a year of courageousness of the heart, silence of the mind and presence in the now.

Every year we try to diet and exercise. Maybe this year our plans will actually work. Happy New Year friend.

I wish you do not rush to kitchen in middle of a call to realize the cake is burnt this year!

May the New Year give you a clean chit to keep you far away from misers and doctors.

My New Year’s Resolution: Greet all those people who made me crazy this year! You are one of them. Don’t get me wrong, you just made my life worth living. Happy New Year!

May this be the year where you quit listening to your mind and start sensing the small still voice within.

New Year’s Eve is finally here, where we can be drunk in public and no one minds. That’s why this is the best holiday.

I sincerely wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches this new year.

I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!

This year, Less complaining, more blessings. Less keeping, more sharing. Have a meaningful and blessed New Year ahead!

Don’t be so worried about what you eat between Christmas and New Year’s, but worry more about what you eat between New Year’s and Christmas.

Last year we got older and slower but we had a good time. Let’s make sure we do the same in this New Year.

I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year.

This New Year, may you make the attempt to trim and clean your Social Media accounts.

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

This year, may you realize the truth that you are already whole.

I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “happy new year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, friend.

I wish you find a perfume this year that is less awe-inspiring than chocolate flavored EDT!

May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

May each day of next year be vibrant and new. And bring you much joy and few worries.

It’s time to start the New Year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away.

I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cook books and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

This bright New Year is given me, To live each day with zest, To daily grow and try to be My highest and my best!

This time of year, it’s important to gather friends around and spend time together. I am eager to ring in the new year with you.

I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favorite vampire romance this year!

May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.

From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.

May you abandon fear, addictions and all other kinds of suppression and slavery the coming year.

Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we are old and all we want to do is sleep.

I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year.

After making careful judgment, a brand New Year contract has been drafted for you – make sure to take full responsibility before you leap in.

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

I genuinely wish your aunt does not gift you a florescent purple colored dress this year.

Wish New Year was every man’s birthday when people can wipe out all the unwanted and start afresh.

I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire in the New Year!

Wishing you 12 Months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.

I wish there is less snowfall or queue when you wait for Black Friday Deals this year.

Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody.

I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.

I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!

I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum throwing daughter in weekends!

I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year.

I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.

Last year was so much fun but I know this year is going to be even better. Happy New Year!

I wish you do not rush to kitchen in middle of a call to realize the cake is burnt this year!

May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!

May god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips this year!

A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won’t start over with a blank slate.

I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets!

As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your innumerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.

May god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!

This New Year, remember to chuck all the old jokes and same stories to narrate at parties!

It’s New Year! So you can legally drink as much as you want. Just don’t drive, be safe and have fun!

I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

This New Year may you find innumerable ways to make health food as tasty as the junk!

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